Distorted Humor

Fee: $100,000 S&N
Forty Niner - Danzig's Beauty,
by
Danzig, 1993 CH

A Great Sire

Champion Freshman Sire and Champion General Sire, Distorted Humor continues to add to his reputation as a Great Sire.

He has already sired more than 130 stakes winners and more G1 winners than all but two active North American stallions. He's the only active sire with different winners of all three U.S. Triple Crown races, and is both the sire of a Kentucky Derby winner and the grandsire of a Kentucky Derby winner.

Distorted Humor - A Great Sire
Distorted Humor Overview
  • No. 1 Active North American Sire by Lifetime % of Black Type Winners – 11.8%,
    higher than Tapit, Giant’s Causeway, Medaglia d’Oro, etc. (500 minimum starters)
  • No. 1 Active North American Sire by Lifetime Yearling Average – $248,988, higher than Tapit, Giant’s Causeway, Medaglia d’Oro, etc. (300 minimum sold)
  • Leading Sire of TDN Rising Stars, more than Galileo (Ire), Storm Cat, A.P. Indy, Unbridled’s Song, etc.
  • $10,000,000 in progeny earnings three times 
  • 134 black type winners, 54 Graded Winners – $116,000,000 Progeny Earnings to date
  • 17 G1 winners in 6 countries, 11 millionaires, 2 American Classic winners of all 3 Triple Crown races, and Grandsire of a Kentucky Derby (G1) & Preakness (G1) winner
  • 2015: 11 black type winners, 22 BT horses, $7.4M
  • 2015 Sales Progeny: $1,525,000, $725,000, $650,000, $550,000, $500,000, etc.
  • Covered 118 mares in 2015

Distorted Humor has the highest lifetime yearling average in the industry. His three-year yearling average is $290,460 (131 sold), and his 2015 U.S. juveniles in training are averaging $399,000. From 2008 to 2012, he bred the best book of mares in the nation, with the highest Comparable Index of any stallion during that span. 

His runners comprise a Who’s Who of big-name horses of the past decade: DROSSELMEYER-G1, FUNNY CIDE-G1, COMMENTATOR-G1, ANY GIVEN SATURDAY-G1, FLOWER ALLEY-G1, HYSTERICALADY-G1, BOISTEROUS-G1, et al. In 2014, two-year-old CURSORY GLANCE was runner-up as Cartier Champion. Distorted Humor is one of the nation's top two stallions by APEX Index (top 8% earners), which indicates the very top sires of consistent, money-making horses, as well as percentage of stakes winners from starters.

Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (sp) 3rd (sp) Earning
3 10 4   (1) 2   (2) 1   (1) $191,211
4 5 1   (1) 3   (1) 1   (1) $212,660
5 8 3   (3) 0   1   (1) $366,093
23 8   (5) 5   (3) 3   (3) $769,964

(RI: 18.91)
(5, 7f, Career best Rag# 2)

 

At 3:

  • 1st Screen King S. ($54,700, Sar, 6f, 1:09.13, by 5 1/2 lengths, dftd. Gold Fever, Stu's Choice)
  • 2nd Fayette S.-G2 ($193,725, Kee)
  • Jerome H.-G2 ($150,000, Bel)
  • 3rd King's Bishop S.-G2 ($108,200, Sar)

At 4:

  • 1st Salvator Mile H.-G3 ($97,000, Mth, 8f, 1:36.03, by 5 1/2 lengths, dftd. Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot)
  • 2nd Kentucky Cup Classic H.-G3 ($380,000, TP)
  • 3rd Philip H. Iselin H.-G2 ($342,500, Mth)

At 5:

  • 1st Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S.-G2 (watch ) (view chart) (Rag# 2) ($211,000, Kee, 7f, 1:20.50, dftd. El Amante, Partner's Hero)
  • Churchill Downs H.-G2 ($166,950, CD, 7f, 1:21.18 NTR, by 3 1/4 lengths, dftd. Gold Land, El Amante)
  • Ack Ack H.-G3 (watch ) (view chart) ($110,100, CD, 7.5f, 1:29.61, dftd. Crafty Friend, Chindi)
  • 3rd Cigar Mile H.-G1 ($300,000, Aqu)

Printable Pedigree

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Generational Pedigree

FORTY NINER (USA)
ch. 1985
MR. PROSPECTOR (USA)
b. 1970 [BC]
RAISE A NATIVE (USA)
ch. 1961 [B]
NATIVE DANCER (USA) gr. 1950 [IC]
RAISE YOU (USA) ch. 1946 *
GOLD DIGGER (USA)
b. 1962
NASHUA (USA) b. 1952 [IC]
SEQUENCE (USA) b. 1946
FILE (USA)
ch. 1976
TOM ROLFE (USA)
b. 1962 [CP]
RIBOT (ITY) b. 1952 [CP]
POCAHONTAS (USA) br. 1955 *
CONTINUE (USA)*
dkb/br. 1958
DOUBLE JAY (USA) blk/br. 1944 [B]
COURTESY (USA) b. 1952 *
DANZIGS BEAUTY (USA)
b. 1987
DANZIG (USA)
dkb/br. 1977 [IC]
NORTHERN DANCER (CAN)
b. 1961 [BC]
NEARCTIC (CAN) br. 1954
NATALMA (USA) b. 1957 *
PAS DE NOM (USA)
dkb/br. 1968
ADMIRALS VOYAGE (USA) dkb/br. 1959
PETITIONER (GB) b. 1952
SWEETEST CHANT (USA)
b. 1978
MR. LEADER (USA)
b. 1966
HAIL TO REASON (USA) br. 1958 [C]
JOLIE DEJA (USA) b. 1954
GAY SONNET (USA)
dkb/br. 1969
SAILOR (USA) ch. 1952
GAY RIG (USA) br. 1956

courtesy of Pedigree Query

Distorted Humor News

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Joking gets serious in $100,000 Diablo S.

Joking left his connections all smiles after the son of Distorted Humor rallied from last to first in the stretch to take the $100,000 Diablo S...

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Ironicus captures Fort Marcy S. (G3) in 2016 debut

Away from the races since last September, Ironicus was triumphant in his first 2016 outing with a 1 1/2-length score Saturday in the $150,000 Fort Marcy S. (G3)...

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Vorticity forges to victory in $100,000 Marylander S.

Vorticity, a 2-year-old Distorted Humor colt, made his stakes debut in Saturday’s $100,000 Marylander S. at Laurel Park and responded with a gutty three-quarter length victory...

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Distorted Humor filly captures first stakes win

Two-year-old Lucky Folie took full advantage of her early speed to win Sunday’s $100,000 Desi Arnaz S. to give the daughter of Distorted Humor her first stakes win...

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Distorted Humor Progeny

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  • No. 1 Active North American Sire by Lifetime % of Black Type Winners – 11.8%,
    higher than Tapit, Giant’s Causeway, Medaglia d’Oro, etc. (500 minimum starters)
  • No. 1 Active North American Sire by Lifetime Yearling Average – $248,988, higher than Tapit, Giant’s Causeway, Medaglia d’Oro, etc. (300 minimum sold)
  • Leading Sire of TDN Rising Stars, more than Galileo (Ire), Storm Cat, A.P. Indy, Unbridled’s Song, etc.
  • $10,000,000 in progeny earnings three times 
  • 134 black type winners, 54 Graded Winners – $116,000,000 Progeny Earnings to date
  • 17 G1 winners in 6 countries, 11 millionaires, 2 American Classic winners of all 3 Triple Crown races, and Grandsire of a Kentucky Derby (G1) & Preakness (G1) winner
  • 2015: 11 black type winners, 22 BT horses, $7.4M
  • 2015 Sales Progeny: $1,525,000, $725,000, $650,000, $550,000, $500,000, etc.
  • Covered 118 mares in 2015

Distorted Humor has the highest lifetime yearling average in the industry. His three-year yearling average is $290,460 (131 sold), and his 2015 U.S. juveniles in training are averaging $399,000. From 2008 to 2012, he bred the best book of mares in the nation, with the highest Comparable Index of any stallion during that span. 

His runners comprise a Who’s Who of big-name horses of the past decade: DROSSELMEYER-G1, FUNNY CIDE-G1, COMMENTATOR-G1, ANY GIVEN SATURDAY-G1, FLOWER ALLEY-G1, HYSTERICALADY-G1, BOISTEROUS-G1, et al. In 2014, two-year-old CURSORY GLANCE was runner-up as Cartier Champion. Distorted Humor is one of the nation's top two stallions by APEX Index (top 8% earners), which indicates the very top sires of consistent, money-making horses, as well as percentage of stakes winners from starters.

Age Starts 1st (SW) 2nd (sp) 3rd (sp) Earning
3 10 4   (1) 2   (2) 1   (1) $191,211
4 5 1   (1) 3   (1) 1   (1) $212,660
5 8 3   (3) 0   1   (1) $366,093
23 8   (5) 5   (3) 3   (3) $769,964

(RI: 18.91)
(5, 7f, Career best Rag# 2)

 

At 3:

  • 1st Screen King S. ($54,700, Sar, 6f, 1:09.13, by 5 1/2 lengths, dftd. Gold Fever, Stu's Choice)
  • 2nd Fayette S.-G2 ($193,725, Kee)
  • Jerome H.-G2 ($150,000, Bel)
  • 3rd King's Bishop S.-G2 ($108,200, Sar)

At 4:

  • 1st Salvator Mile H.-G3 ($97,000, Mth, 8f, 1:36.03, by 5 1/2 lengths, dftd. Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot)
  • 2nd Kentucky Cup Classic H.-G3 ($380,000, TP)
  • 3rd Philip H. Iselin H.-G2 ($342,500, Mth)

At 5:

  • 1st Commonwealth Breeders' Cup S.-G2 (watch ) (view chart) (Rag# 2) ($211,000, Kee, 7f, 1:20.50, dftd. El Amante, Partner's Hero)
  • Churchill Downs H.-G2 ($166,950, CD, 7f, 1:21.18 NTR, by 3 1/4 lengths, dftd. Gold Land, El Amante)
  • Ack Ack H.-G3 (watch ) (view chart) ($110,100, CD, 7.5f, 1:29.61, dftd. Crafty Friend, Chindi)
  • 3rd Cigar Mile H.-G1 ($300,000, Aqu)

Printable Pedigree

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Generational Pedigree

FORTY NINER (USA)
ch. 1985
MR. PROSPECTOR (USA)
b. 1970 [BC]
RAISE A NATIVE (USA)
ch. 1961 [B]
NATIVE DANCER (USA) gr. 1950 [IC]
RAISE YOU (USA) ch. 1946 *
GOLD DIGGER (USA)
b. 1962
NASHUA (USA) b. 1952 [IC]
SEQUENCE (USA) b. 1946
FILE (USA)
ch. 1976
TOM ROLFE (USA)
b. 1962 [CP]
RIBOT (ITY) b. 1952 [CP]
POCAHONTAS (USA) br. 1955 *
CONTINUE (USA)*
dkb/br. 1958
DOUBLE JAY (USA) blk/br. 1944 [B]
COURTESY (USA) b. 1952 *
DANZIGS BEAUTY (USA)
b. 1987
DANZIG (USA)
dkb/br. 1977 [IC]
NORTHERN DANCER (CAN)
b. 1961 [BC]
NEARCTIC (CAN) br. 1954
NATALMA (USA) b. 1957 *
PAS DE NOM (USA)
dkb/br. 1968
ADMIRALS VOYAGE (USA) dkb/br. 1959
PETITIONER (GB) b. 1952
SWEETEST CHANT (USA)
b. 1978
MR. LEADER (USA)
b. 1966
HAIL TO REASON (USA) br. 1958 [C]
JOLIE DEJA (USA) b. 1954
GAY SONNET (USA)
dkb/br. 1969
SAILOR (USA) ch. 1952
GAY RIG (USA) br. 1956

courtesy of Pedigree Query
Joking gets serious in $100,000 Diablo S. title=
Distorted Humor

Joking gets serious in $100,000 Diablo S.

Joking left his connections all smiles after the son of Distorted Humor rallied from last to first in the stretch to take the $100,000 Diablo S...

[read more]

Ironicus captures Fort Marcy S. (G3) in 2016 debut title=
Distorted Humor

Ironicus captures Fort Marcy S. (G3) in 2016 debut

Away from the races since last September, Ironicus was triumphant in his first 2016 outing with a 1 1/2-length score Saturday in the $150,000 Fort Marcy S. (G3)...

[read more]

Vorticity forges to victory in $100,000 Marylander S. title=
Distorted Humor

Vorticity forges to victory in $100,000 Marylander S.

Vorticity, a 2-year-old Distorted Humor colt, made his stakes debut in Saturday’s $100,000 Marylander S. at Laurel Park and responded with a gutty three-quarter length victory...

[read more]

Distorted Humor filly captures first stakes win title=
Distorted Humor

Distorted Humor filly captures first stakes win

Two-year-old Lucky Folie took full advantage of her early speed to win Sunday’s $100,000 Desi Arnaz S. to give the daughter of Distorted Humor her first stakes win...

[read more]

Distorted Humor Progeny

distorted-thumb

Printable forms

Electronic Mare Submission

General Information
Name: (required)
Email: (required)
Phone: (required)
Organization:
Street Address:
City / State / Zip:
Comments:
Stallion(s) of interest:
Artie Schiller
Bellamy Road
Bodemeister
Carpe Diem
Colonel John
Commissioner
Congrats
Constitution
Daredevil
Distorted Humor
Drosselmeyer
Fed Biz
Gemologist
More Than Ready
Overanalyze
Paynter
Pioneerof the Nile
Revolutionary
Sidney's Candy
Speightstown
Super Saver
Take Charge Indy
Tiznow

Download Printable forms

Mare Information
Mare Name: (required)
Age:
Sire:
Dam:
Status:
Previous Year Covering Sire:
Boarding Farm:
Produce History:
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