Patch Adams
Fee: $30,000
Into Mischief - Well Humored, by Distorted Humor
GENETICS MATTER
- An unbeaten 3-for-3 going 7 furlongs
- Won the G1 H. Allen Jerkens Memorial S. at Saratoga going 7 furlongs in 1:21.61, a faster time than both the G1 Forego S. and G1 Ballerina S. at the same distance on the same day, earning a 103 Beyer Speed Figure.
- Won the G1 Woody Stephens in 1:21.36, the fastest 7 furlong time for a colt at Saratoga in 2025
- Joins Jack Christopher as active stallions to sweep the Woody Stephens-Allen Jerkens double
- Named a TDN Rising Star after breaking his maiden by an impressive 10 ½ lengths at Churchill Downs running 7 furlongs in 1:20.77, just 0.33 seconds off the track record set by dual Champion Groupie Doll
- Earned a 98 Beyer for his MdSpWt win, the second highest Beyer earned by a two-year-old in 2024
- A third-generation WinStar homebred hailing from of the top families cultivated at WinStar: dam is stakes winner WE
LL HUMORED; same family as G1-winners WELL ARMED, CYBERKNIFE, PLAYED HARD, AMERICAN PATRIOT, etc. - Bred on one of the most successful crosses of his generation being by perennial leading sire Into Mischief out of a Distorted Humor mare, like leading sire Practical Joke and Life Is Good
Multiple grade one winner Patch Adams is the leading sprinter of his crop. By Into Mischief out of a stakes winning daughter of Distorted Humor, he is bred on a sire producing cross.
Patch Adams is bred on the same Into Mischief/Distorted Humor cross as Into Mischief’s leading stallion son, Practical Joke, and a similar Into Mischief/Forty Niner cross to classic sire, Goldencents. Practical Joke sired stakes winner Mischief Joke out of a mare by Distorted Humor, and a similar pattern could be achieved through daughters of Flower Alley – himself broodmare of an Into Mischief graded stakes winner – Drosselmeyer, Maclean’s Music, Jimmy Creed, Alternation, Brethren and Khozan. Distorted Humor is a son of Forty Niner, a stallion who could also be introduced through mares by Coronado’s Quest, Roar (broodmare sire of an Into Mischief stakes winner), Trippi (broodmare sire of an Into Mischief graded winner), Sunday Break (broodmare sire of a Practical Joke stakes winner) and Twining.
The Into Mischief cross with mares from the Gone West branch of Mr. Prospector has been an extremely successful one. Daughters of Mr. Greeley have supplied Kentucky Derby and Breeders’ Cup Classic (G1) winner Authentic, and he can be brought in through Whywhywhy and El Corredor; grade one winners Mia Mischief and Mischievous Alex are out of mares by Speightstown (broodmare sire of two Practical Joke stakes winners, sire of Munnings and Central Banker, another who is broodmare sire of a Practical Joke stakes winner); from a mare by Grand Slam, Into Mischief sired graded winner Strict Compliance, and he has graded winner Somebeyay out of a mare by Grand Slam son, Limehouse. Into Mischief and sons have four stakes winners out of mares by Elusive Quality (who is broodmare sire of a Practical Joke stakes winner), as well as a graded winner out of a mare by his son, Quality Road, and a stakes winner from a mare by another son, Smarty Jones, and Elusive Quality is also sire of Great Notion, Omega Code and Exclusive Quality, and there are already two Into Mischief line stakes winners out of mares by Proud Citizen, including one by Practical Joke. Other sons of Gone West to have stood in Florida include Dance Master, Bahamian Squall and Double Honor. – Alan Porter
| INTO MISCHIEF (USA) b. 2005 |
HARLAN’S HOLIDAY (USA) b. 1999 |
HARLAN (USA) dkb/br. 1989 |
STORM CAT (USA) | dkb/br. 1983 | ||||
| COUNTRY ROMANCE (CAN) | ch. 1976 | |||||||
| CHRISTMAS IN AIKEN (USA) b. 1992 |
AFFIRMED (USA) | ch. 1975 | ||||||
| DOWAGER (USA) | dkb/br. 1980 | |||||||
| LESLIE’S LADY (USA)* b. 1996 |
TRICKY CREEK (USA) b. 1986 |
CLEVER TRICK (USA) | dkb/br. 1976 | |||||
| BATTLE CREEK GIRL (USA) | b. 1977 | |||||||
| CRYSTAL LADY (CAN) b. 1990 |
STOP THE MUSIC (USA) | b. 1970 | ||||||
| ONE LAST BIRD (USA) | ch. 1980 | |||||||
| WELL HUMORED (USA) b. 2014 |
DISTORTED HUMOR (USA) ch. 1993 |
FORTY NINER (USA) ch. 1985 |
MR. PROSPECTOR (USA) | b. 1970 [BC] | ||||
| FILE (USA) | ch. 1976 | |||||||
| DANZIGS BEAUTY (USA) b. 1987 |
DANZIG (USA) | b. 1977 [IC] | ||||||
| SWEETEST CHANT (USA) | b. 1978 | |||||||
| LIFE WELL LIVED (USA) b. 2007 |
TIZNOW (USA) dkb/br. 1997 |
CEES TIZZY (USA) | gr. 1987 | |||||
| CEE’S SONG (USA) | dkb/br. 1986 * | |||||||
| WELL DRESSED (USA) b. 1997 |
NOTEBOOK (USA) | b. 1985 | ||||||
| TRITHENIA (USA) | b. 1992 | |||||||
| Age | Starts | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 2 | 1 | - | 1 | $78,125 |
| 3 | 5 | 3 (2) | - | - | $694,460 |
| Total | 7 | 4 (2) | - | 1 | $772,585 |
Won MdSpWt at Churchill Downs
At 3Won H. Allen Jerkens Memorial S. (G1)
Woody Stephens S. (G1)
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